This is just downright funny

Spammers and phishers really need to get some level of quality control. I wonder if there’s a business idea there: offer Engrish editing services for them to help clean up their scams. That probably makes you an accessory though.

I’ve been a customer of BMO for more years than I care to count. When did they start offering Kiwibank accounts?! Being nowhere near New Zealand, does this type of account offer me fresh fruit with every transaction?